So you say you feel the need to ponder today. Well, I say ponder away the entire day (or at least a few minutes of it here and there)


What do pumpkins decorate for halloween? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]
Do ghosts and goblins dress up like normal people for trick or treating purposes?

Why havent you ever (or have you ever) seen a line at the grocery store or bank turn into a conga line? [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img]
(might work better in one of the lines at an amusement park or something like that)


Why does no other food come in "stick form" like fish sticks? [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]
How about some cow sticks or pig sticks!
(OK, OK, I'll give you pretzel sticks, SHEESH!)


If streakers ran a marathon, what would they um uh "attach" their race numbers to? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]
On second thought, keep that answer to yourself [img]eek.gif[/img] )

How would an elvis impersonator feel if elvis impersonated them? [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]
What if elvis impersonated and elvis impersonator who was at the time impersonating elvis?

Do birds who fly south for the winter have timeshare trees do there? Do they rent them out for spring break birds and birds who simply vacation there during the summer months?


HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!?!?!?!?
I wonder

<font color="#CC6600" size="1">[ October 13, 2008 07:59 AM: Message edited by: cincygreg ]</font>